- A new study shows that If a guy is a GENTLEMAN, chances are he'll be GOOD IN BED. Another sure fire way to tell if a guy is good in bed is if he ISN'T me.
- The city of Trenton, New Jersey has almost run out of TOILET PAPER for it's employees. So it looks like soon the only pieces of crap running amok in New Jersey WON'T just be the cast of "Jersey Shore".
- A man was ARRESTED for trying to break IN to the King County Jail. Well of course, those jumpsuits they make you wear look comfy!
- A new study from Harvard finds that hotdogs can KILL you. Especially if somebody is stabbing you with one.
- According to a new survey about 60% of U.S. workers have less than $25,000 in SAVINGS. Wow, that IS crazy . . . I mean that they were able to find enough employed people in America to conduct a survey.
VIDEO: Now THIS is talent: A guy riding a unicycle while playing the bagpipes . . . in a kilt . . . wearing a Darth Vader mask.
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