- A new poll shows that 1 in 4 men have pleasured themselves while DRIVING. Well of course, there's not much sexier than a good old fashioned traffic jam.
- A woman found out her husband had ANOTHER WIFE through Facebook's "people you may know" feature. And to make it even worse, the other woman had more friends than she did.
- McDonald's is taking the SMALL FRY off of the dollar menu. Uh oh, Christina Aguilera is gonna be pissed!
- A FIST FIGHT broke out in the audience of the Chicago symphony. See I knew they shouldn't have added that mosh pit.
- Chess has banned female players from showing CLEAVAGE. So, bad news for that one dude who's really into women's chess.
VIDEO: A reporter walked into a pole during an interview. It seems like the person who was being interviewed was probably pretty happy about it.
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