Jubal's News (03/08/13)

• A new survey shows that the TOP REGRET people have in life is smoking.  The rest of the respondents lied by not saying "wife".

• Thousands of Lego blocks were SPILLED on a West Virginia highway the other day.  The most tragic part of this story happened when one of the workers cleaning it up accidentally stepped on one with his bare feet.

• A man in Connecticut went CRAZY with an ax after being asked to leave a Dunkin' Donuts.  No word on what Honey Boo Boo's dad was doing in Connecticut, but still, he was pretty pissed.

• A new study says that you can make better decisions if you DISTRACT yourself for two minutes.  This is true, I ALWAYS think more clearly after sex.

• Research shows that 1 in 3 people FLOSS . . . but enough about my underwear huh?  Let's talk dental hygiene!

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