- Despite popular belief, a new study shows that horizontal stripes DON'T make you look CHUBBY. However being named Christina Aguilera does.
- A man tried to set the record for the longest time BURIED alive . . . and dies. He DID however set the record for the most convenient funeral ever.
- A new study shows that 21% of people watch PORNO for the dialogue . . . That's ALMOST as bad as watching a "Twilight" movie for the dialogue.
- A 90-year-old woman was the victim of a hit and run by someone on a Rascal SCOOTER. Up next in elderly crime, a drive-by using a Hoverround.
- 74% of workers think that nobody will be wearing TIES in 50 years. What about CEO's secretly wearing women's underwear? I don't think that will ever change.
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