Jubal's News (03/05/13)

• Redbull has released three NEW FLAVORS. . . cherry, lime and blueberry.  They claim they are heart-stopping good. Literally.

• A Boston woman got her gym membership REVOKED for being on her phone while working out.  Mostly because she was using her phone to get a pizza delivered.

• The Vatican says that it wants to ELECT a new Pope by Easter . . . because everyone knows how much those little guys like Easter egg hunts.

• A new study says that women think good-looking men are FUNNIER.  Not true, I've had TONS of girls laugh at me after taking my shirt off at the beach.

• A new study shows that sex actually CURES headaches.  Which is strange since so many women tell me they have one in order to avoid sex.

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