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Jubal's News (03/01/13)

 

  • A new study shows that 10% of people have had SEX in the office.  I have . . . and YES it still counts if it was by yourself!
  • Olive Garden has changed their SLOGAN from "When You're Here, You're Family" to "Go Olive Garden".  Interesting, I would've thought "When You're Here, Depression Sets In" would be more appropriate.
  • According to polls 9% of people like a TON of HAIR "down there."  This is great news . . . it means that merkin I just bought WAS a sound financial decision.
  • Researchers have found that if you're OPTIMISTIC you're more likely to die or become disabled.  Maybe, but at least you'll be able to find the silver lining in that.
  • A 106-year-old woman in Ohio is finally getting her high school DIPLOMA.  She's excited . . . mostly to enjoy some awkward sex in the gymnasium after her prom.
 
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