- The average worker spends $131,000 on COFFEE. In other words, during your career, you're likely to visit Starbucks exactly three times.
- Today is Pope Benedict's LAST DAY as Pope . . . oh man, looks like SOMEONE is getting drunk tonight!
- A Florida man was SHOT by his dog the other day. Apparently he did that whole "fake throwing the ball" trick one too many times.
- Anheuser-Busch is being accused of WATERING DOWN their products. If this news shocks you, congrats on being the only person on the planet who's never had a Bud Light.
- A new study says that women have gotten CHUBBIER because they don't do as much housework as they used to. This study was conducted by the University of Chris Brown.
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