Jubal's News (02/27/13)

• A study by the University of Texas has revealed that people who have CANDY BOWLS at their desk tend to be more outgoing.  Remember though they also tend to be more diabetic . . . so, take the good with the bad.

• John Kerry told a group of Germans that in America, you have "the right to be STUPID."  Then to prove it he showed them an episode of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo".

• DC Comics has announced that Robin will DIE in the next Batman comic.  If this news makes you sad . . . congrats on being a virgin!

• The CEO of Yahoo has BANNED working from home.  So if you work at Yahoo, get ready for a bunch of people to be sitting in their cubicles wearing their underwear.

• 39% of Americans think Olive Garden is a quality source of AUTHENTIC ethnic food.  Not quite as authentic as Taco Bell, but still pretty close.

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