- According to scientists, restaurant menus are one of the GERMIEST places on earth . . . second only to Lohan's naughty bits.
- Scientists are saying that Mars may be able to sustain LIFE . . . their proof? Tom Cruise.
- Ikea has had to stop serving their famous MEATBALLS in some European locations because they contain horse meat. Wait a minute, Ikea cutting corners and making a cheap product? Now I've heard everything!
- Manti Te'o FAILED to impress coaches at the NFL combine. Well at least he's got his girlfriend to comfort him . . . oh, wait.
- A new study shows that many Americans DRINK too much. To learn more about this study simply google the words "David" and "Hasselhoff".
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