Jubal's News (02/26/13)

• According to scientists, restaurant menus are one of the GERMIEST places on earth . . . second only to Lohan's naughty bits.

• Scientists are saying that Mars may be able to sustain LIFE . . . their proof?  Tom Cruise.

• Ikea has had to stop serving their famous MEATBALLS in some European locations because they contain horse meat.  Wait a minute, Ikea cutting corners and making a cheap product?  Now I've heard everything!

• Manti Te'o FAILED to impress coaches at the NFL combine.  Well at least he's got his girlfriend to comfort him . . . oh, wait.

• A new study shows that many Americans DRINK too much.  To learn more about this study simply google the words "David" and "Hasselhoff".

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