Jubal's News (02/22/13)

• There's a new service that lets you TWEET after you're dead.  Big deal, pretty sure Madonna's been doing that for years now.

• Scientists have found a MINI-PLANET outside of our solar system.  Big deal I find something mini every day when I stand naked in front of the mirror.

• A new survey found that one in four women would RATHER be a man.  The weirdest part of this story?  It just made me incredibly horny.

• According to experts the WEEKEND is the best time to buy a plane ticket.  However, you might have to deal with the $35 "booking a plane ticket on a Saturday because experts said the weekend was the best time to buy a plane ticket" fee.

• A Las Vegas woman was caught by police HAVING SEX with a Pitbull.  Luckily when the cops showed up it wasn't the K-9 unit or things could've gotten really weird.

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