- There's a new service that lets you TWEET after you're dead. Big deal, pretty sure Madonna's been doing that for years now.
- Scientists have found a MINI-PLANET outside of our solar system. Big deal I find something mini every day when I stand naked in front of the mirror.
- A new survey found that one in four women would RATHER be a man. The weirdest part of this story? It just made me incredibly horny.
- According to experts the WEEKEND is the best time to buy a plane ticket. However, you might have to deal with the $35 "booking a plane ticket on a Saturday because experts said the weekend was the best time to buy a plane ticket" fee.
- A Las Vegas woman was caught by police HAVING SEX with a Pitbull. Luckily when the cops showed up it wasn't the K-9 unit or things could've gotten really weird.
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