- The average couple KISSES three times a day. This just in: me and my reflection are a way above average couple!
- Google plans to sell GLASSES that give you real-time information about what you're looking at by the end of the year. No thanks, I'm still waiting until they sell X-ray glasses so I can go to the mall and perv out.
- According to a new poll, Washington D.C. is the place in the U.S. that has the most CHEATERS. "I'm shocked", replied no one who's familiar with U.S. politicians.
- A new study shows that Facebook profiles can accurately predict your job PERFORMANCE. For example if you've got a ton of hot, bikini pictures . . . it doesn't matter what you do, you're totally getting a promotion.
- A 15-year-old LIFTED a Buick off of his grandfather to save his life. Big deal, last month I called MY grandpa for the first time in two years. Now who's the better grandson, huh?!
VIDEO: Watch this basketball commentator's stool break. Someone needs to hit the gym.
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