- A new study says that eating spicy foods before bedtime can cause NIGHTMARES. Interesting, so can watching an episode of Honey Boo Boo.
- The US Postal Service is coming out with it's own CLOTHING LINE. So, good news for people who want to look like bankruptcy.
- Studies show that earning low wages can actually HURT your heart . . . but not as much as looking directly into Justin Bieber's eyes.
- A 102-year-old woman has finally given up SMOKING. What great news . . . that should give her an extra 2-weeks of life.
- Montana is going to LEGALIZE eating roadkill. This just in, we know where the zombie apocolypse is going to start.
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