Jubal's News (02/20/13)

• A new study says that eating spicy foods before bedtime can cause NIGHTMARES.  Interesting, so can watching an episode of Honey Boo Boo.

• The US Postal Service is coming out with it's own CLOTHING LINE.  So, good news for people who want to look like bankruptcy.

• Studies show that earning low wages can actually HURT your heart . . . but not as much as looking directly into Justin Bieber's eyes.

• A 102-year-old woman has finally given up SMOKING.  What great news . . . that should give her an extra 2-weeks of life.

• Montana is going to LEGALIZE eating roadkill.  This just in, we know where the zombie apocolypse is going to start.

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