- Doctors in New Zealand have found that PASSING GAS during a flight is actually good for you. Maybe, but I refuse to pay that $35 "passing gas on a plane fee".
- A leading geneticist says that human INTELLIGENCE is slowly declining. What does "declining" mean?
- Michelle Obama says that her BANGS were caused by a midlife crisis . . . and her shoulders were inspired by NFL linebackers.
- A new study shows that FAST FOOD can wreck your liver worse than hepatitis . . . see kids, THAT is why I always use protection when getting it on with a Big Mac. What? Don't judge! I don't rip how you spend YOUR Friday nights.
- Mississippi finally ABOLISHED slavery last week. Next up, that whole letting women vote thing!
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