- Polls show that the quickest way to RUIN a date is to have bad breath. Interesting, I thought it would be to reveal you have a wife.
- A study shows that one third of single people expect to GET LUCKY on Valentine's Day. Wait, I thought they were already lucky because they don't have to buy stupid gifts?
- A new study shows that even if you are not good looking, if a man has a healthy glow about his SKIN, women will sleep with him. Oh, so THAT'S my problem? I knew it couldn't be my personality that was turning chicks off.
- Some parents have stopped reading their children certain FAIRY TALES because they are too scary. What about that TV show with the big, scary ogre on it . . . what's it's name? Khloe?
- An off duty cop in Illinois pulled a gun on a couple for having too many items in the EXPRESS LANE. Some might call him crazy, I call him a hero.
VIDEO: Here's a video of a guy puking at his own wedding. You're welcome.
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