- A new study shows that DRINKING MORE than your wife can lead to divorce. Man, do the benefits of drinking too much ever stop?!?
- A couple in Connecticut that has been married for 80 years is being recognized as the LONGEST MARRIED couple in the United States. The two attribute it to their undying love, and still existant non-stop, kinky sex life. I don't know about that last part . . . I just wanted to give you the visual.
- NASA is saying that nearby "red dwarfs" could have earth sized PLANETS orbiting them. Speaking of red dwarfs . . . I heard Wee Man got a massive sunburn the other day.
- A Russian flight attendant was fired for FLIPPING OFF passengers. The worst part of the story, all of those passengers have been hit with a 35% "being flipped off by a Russian flight attendant" fee.
- A doctor named Alan Cockeram has is being accused of SEXUALLY ASSAULTING his patients. Yup, that's it, that's the joke.
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