- A 14-year-old Massachusetts girl has agreed to give up FACEBOOK until the end of June and her father will pay her $200. Effective maybe, but I read about this story via her Facebook update.
- The US Postal Service announced that it's going to STOP DELIVERING mail on Saturdays. If this news upsets you, congrats on turning 80!
- Russia is having trouble getting VOLUNTEERS to help with the 2014 Olympics due to the fact that there is no Russian word for "volunteer" . . . well that and they're all drunk.
- A 54-year-old New York woman was caught attempting to pass drugs to her son in jail by MAKING OUT with him. That's so sad . . . I mean my mom and I don't need drugs to make out.
- According to a new survey, Argentina ranks as the MOST FUN country in the world. So, better luck next year Afghanistan.
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