- According to a new study the majority of women are only LOUD during sex to help the guy's self esteem. Not the girls I'm with though . . . they do it because they know I'll pay them more.
- A new study shows that watching too much TV can lower your SPERM COUNT. Mostly because just TRY watching that Ryan Seacrest and NOT doing things to yourself . . . am I right fellas?
- There's a new app that lets people talk to their HOUSEPLANTS. Big deal, I've had that for years . . . it's called being clinically insane.
- A memo has been released that reveals that it's legal for the United States to launch DRONE STRIKES on our own citizens. May I suggest the first victims be the Honey Boo Boo clan?
- A new study says that GLOBAL WARMING could be slowed if we all worked less. In other words the "greenest" person on the planet is Nick Lachey.
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