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Jubal's News (02/06/13)

  • According to a new study the majority of women are only LOUD during sex to help the guy's self esteem.  Not the girls I'm with though . . . they do it because they know I'll pay them more.
  • A new study shows that watching too much TV can lower your SPERM COUNT.  Mostly because just TRY watching that Ryan Seacrest and NOT doing things to yourself . . . am I right fellas?
  • There's a new app that lets people talk to their HOUSEPLANTS.  Big deal, I've had that for years . . . it's called being clinically insane.
  • A memo has been released that reveals that it's legal for the United States to launch DRONE STRIKES on our own citizens. May I suggest the first victims be the Honey Boo Boo clan?
  • A new study says that GLOBAL WARMING could be slowed if we all worked less.  In other words the "greenest" person on the planet is Nick Lachey.
 
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