- Miami has been named the most MISERABLE city in America. Mostly because they have to claim Pitbull as one of their own.
- A new study suggests that Facebook is more ADDICTIVE than cigarettes. This is true, why just the other day I found myself performing sexual favors in an alley just to get 3 minutes of WiFi.
- More than half of our dogs and cats are OVERWEIGHT. What do you know, they ARE just like people after all.
- A 55-year-old Montana man led police on a high speed CHASE because it was on his bucket list. Apparently so was being made sweet love to in a jail cell.
- M.I.A. FLIPPED OFF the camera during yesterday's Super Bowl halftime show. Great, that means next year's performer is probably going to be Barry Manilow.
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