Jubal's News (02/05/13)

• A Russian woman TATTOOS her lovers name on her face... after only 24 hours!?!

• Twitter has confirmed that 250,000 user's accounts were COMPROMISED due to hacking.  Hashtag, oops.

• Canada has RETIRED their penny.  Well, since they're Canadian it's more they just asked it politely to leave.

• A family of smokers refused to put out their CIGARETTES on a flight to the Dominican Republic forcing them to land in Bermuda.  Police arrested them for breaking several federal laws . . . and also looking extremely cool.

• Scientists have discovered the world's oldest known CRABS in northern Spain.  Interesting I thought they would've been on Betty White.

• Pakistan is building an AMUSEMENT PARK in the city where Osama Bin Laden was killed.  No word on the rides yet, but I bet it's going to be THE BOMB! (RIM-SHOT)

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