- The average person spends over $1,700 a year on DATING. Not me . . . but that's only because McDonald's has that sweet dollar menu.
- In a recent poll 54% of women say they'd rather have SEX with Eli Manning over Tom Brady. But ONLY if he Tebowed after being done.
- A new study shows that men can actually tell when a woman is on her period just by listening to their VOICE. For example when it's that time of the month a woman's voice will sound like this: "NOTHING'S WRONG JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IDIOT" or "I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE".
- President Obama's old CHRYSLER is up for sale on eBay for $1 million. Careful, although the engine sounds great it won't get you where you need to go.
- A thief in Germany accidentally stole 7 wooden PENISES. Great, now I'm gonna be horny all day. Thanks A LOT German guy.
VIDEO: Here's teenage girl who can pronounce any word backwards. Taht si looc.
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