- A new survey shows that two thirds of adults drink alcohol to RELAX. And some of us like to RELAX at work okay, so don't judge!
- A new study shows that men are now TAKING LONGER to get ready than women. I know I take longer than most chicks . . . but finding a g-string that matches my mascara isn't easy okay!
- Louis C.K. topped Rolling Stone's list of the "50 FUNNIEST PEOPLE ALIVE" . . . so, better luck next year Carrot Top.
- A Maine woman pulled a KNIFE on her neighbors in the trailer park for refusing to have a threesome with her. In other words, since it was a trailer park, it was a regular Tuesday.
- Scientists are helping SAVE the Tasmanian devil by moving them all to a secluded island. When asked for comment the Tasmanian devils simply slurped and sputtered before spinning through a tree in an attempt to catch a wisecracking rabbit.
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