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Jubal's News (01/25/13)

  • A new survey shows that two thirds of adults drink alcohol to RELAX.  And some of us like to RELAX at work okay, so don't judge!
  • A new study shows that men are now TAKING LONGER to get ready than women.  I know I take longer than most chicks . . . but finding a g-string that matches my mascara isn't easy okay!
  • A Maine woman pulled a KNIFE on her neighbors in the trailer park for refusing to have a threesome with her.  In other words, since it was a trailer park, it was a regular Tuesday.
  • Scientists are helping SAVE the Tasmanian devil by moving them all to a secluded island.  When asked for comment the Tasmanian devils simply slurped and sputtered before spinning through a tree in an attempt to catch a wisecracking rabbit.
 

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