- There's a new app that shows you what the long-term EFFECTS of alcohol on your body will look like. It basically just shows everyone a picture of David Hasselhoff.
- The actor that voiced Charlie Brown has been ARRESTED for stalking his ex-girlfriend. I think he'll be okay in jail though . . . because you know, being Charlie Brown should give him a lot of street cred.
- A new study shows that using condoms doesn't ruin GOOD SEX. Meanwhile I found in my own study the only surefire way to ruin your sexual experience is to have it with me.
- A new study shows that Facebook makes people feel ISOLATED and miserable. Not me though, it just makes me feel creepy because of the things I do while browsing through girls "summer fun" bikini albums.
- According to a new study, Wednesdays at 3:30 pm is when women look their OLDEST. In other words, for Madonna everyday is a Wednesday.
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