- Americans will eat 1.25 billion CHICKEN WINGS during the Superbowl. Correction: AMERICANS will eat .25 billion, the other 1 billion will be eaten by Jessica Simpson.
- Meetings have been scientifically proven to make you DUMBER. Especially if that meeting is with someone who has the last name of Kardashian.
- Today's kids can't add without a CALCULATOR. Interesting, who knew I had so much in common with our younger generation?
- A new study shows that men don't actually fall asleep after SEX and women tend to fall asleep faster if there is no sex at all. Interesting, most women I've been with tend to fall asleep DURING sex.
- Starbucks is now going to start testing beer and wine SALES in Atlanta and Southern California. Awesome, so now you can get drunk to forget about the fact you just spent $10.00 on a cup of coffee.
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