- Blockbuster has announced that it's going to CLOSE 300 stores. The most amazing part of this story? Blockbuster still has 300 stores to close.
- A popular British naturalist says that humans are a "plague on the earth" and we need to STOP REPRODUCING. He came to the conclusion after watching exactly 3 minutes of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo".
- In Mauritania, a small country in West Africa, obese women are considered BEAUTIFUL . . . this just in: Jessica Simpson just relocated to Mauritania.
- Studies show that eating margarine actually increases your level of AGGRESSION. This study is stupid, I ate some margarine this morning and I feel fine . . . God, studies like this just make me want to punch a scientists in their stupid little faces.
- Americans will eat 1.23 billion CHICKEN WINGS over Superbowl weekend . . . Sound like a lot? Yes, but keep in mind that's just a Tuesday at the Jessica Simpson household.
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