- A new survey shows that 39% of Americans would eat smoked RACCOON and 33% would try muskrat chili . . . and I STILL have trouble convincing women to sleep with me. This is ridiculous.
- The average person spends over two days a year stuck in TRAFFIC. I like to think of it more as "the average person spends over two days a year making sure I'm employed". So thanks!
- New research suggests that even a mere encounter with a woman can make a man DUMBER. Especially if that woman is a Kardashian.
- Here's a new trend. Some women are starting to get pubic WIGS. So, good news for the ladies who want their va-jay-jay to look like Donald Trump.
- Columbian drug dealers have begun selling COWS to help finance their operations. So just a heads up if you're planning on vacationing to Columbia and your name is Christina Aguilera.
VIDEO: Wow. This is embarrassing.
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