- 60% of people let their dogs LICK their face which is actually very unhealthy. And that is exactly why I NEVER kiss any of those girls I bring home from the bars at closing time.
- A Burbank, California woman was arrested outside of a McDonald's for offering SEXUAL FAVORS for McNuggets. Apparently she's been charged with offering the deal of the century.
- Congress passed fewer BILLS last year than any other year on record. Well of course; who's got time to pass bills when there's pictures of your junk to be Tweeted?
- Wikipedia is shutting down tomorrow for the entire day to PROTEST the "Stop Online Piracy Act". So bad news for that friend you have who constantly reads Wikipedia to seem smart.
- The number of HEADPHONE related accidents has tripled since 2004. But in all fairness if you can't look cool walking down the street in a pair of "Beats by Dre", is life really worth living in the first place?
VIDEO: A guy on Jeopardy guessed "Donkey Punch" as one of his answers. I'll take Dirty Sanchez for 300 Alex.
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