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Jubal's News (01/16/13)

  • Authorities at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago opened up a suspicious package that contained 18 severed HUMAN HEADS.  The person carrying the package is in serious trouble . . . mostly because they tried to sneak that 18th head by without paying the $35 "Carrying on an 18th severed human head" fee.
  • Walmart announced that it will be HIRING 100,000 US military veterans over the next 5 years.  Oh c'mon, haven't these guys been through enough?
  • Today is National NOTHING DAY . . . a day where you are supposed to do nothing.  Or as former "American Idol" winner Taylor Hicks calls it, Wednesday.
  • A new study revealed that FAST FOOD can cause asthma and skin problems in children.  The study was done simply by watching episodes of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo".
  • A new study shows that kind acts from men make women SUSPICIOUS instead of thankful.  No wonder women get so weirded out at the grocery store when I offer to carry their bags . . . and adjust their bra for comfort.

 

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