Jubal's News (01/15/13)

• The CDC has now declared this year's flu an EPIDEMIC.  The only thing worse than the flu?  The media's annoying coverage of the flu.
• Some Walgreens stores are now selling SUSHI.  Which is quite convenient since, if you eat Walgreens sushi, you'll certainly need Pepto . . . which you can find three aisles over.
• An elderly person DROVE into a Chicago area Apple store.  Wait, I thought there was an app for that?
• A new study suggests that smoking marijuana as a teen doesn't affect a drop in IQ later in life.  However it DOES affect an increase in being the cool kid.
• A recent survey found that 32% of men wish women would dress LESS REVEALING in the work place . . . the other 68% couldn't be reached because they were too busy being heterosexual.

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