- Samsung has developed new technology that can make your cell phone WATER PROOF. Awesome, under water is where my junk looks the best. Be ready for some pics ladies!
- Amateur astronomers have found 42 ALIEN PLANETS. And yes, one of them includes Honey Boo Boo's house.
- A woman who went makeup free for an entire year as an experiment says that she's actually HAPPIER without makeup. Well of course, going out on dates and stuff can be very stressful.
- A student at MIT has developed an ice cube that can WARN YOU if you're about to black out from being too drunk. Or, if you're David Hasselhoff . . . that's just called a normal ice cube.
- The STD crabs may be going EXTINCT thanks to Brazilian bikini waxes. Sweet, I'm glad I've been getting them then. Uh, I mean, good job ladies!
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