- The National Father's Council has named Bill Clinton "FATHER OF THE YEAR". Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton has been named "Best Dressed Woman of the Year" by Sensible Pantsuits Weekly.
- The makes of Monopoly are getting rid of a GAME PIECE and letting fans vote via Facebook on which ones they'd like to keep. The toughest part of the voting? Explaining to your grandma how Facebook works.
- A new study shows that most people want to be more STYLISH and cultured. You can read more about this study in the new issue of "Things That in No Way Pertain to Honey Boo Boo's Family, Weekly".
- A new study shows that people tend to eat more, and better, when they are IN LOVE. In other words when it comes to being in love Jessica Simpson is Yoda.
- Starbucks is giving away free 12-ounce SAMPLES of their new Blond and Vanilla Blond coffees. However the smug attitudes of the baristas will still cost you a two dollar tip.
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