Jubal's News (01/09/13)

• There's a new SOCIAL NETWORK designed for cats.  So, good news for people who like pictures of kittens doing duckface in their bathroom mirrors.

• According to polls Congress is LESS POPULAR than root canals or colonoscopies.  The only thing that people despise more than Congress?  The Kardashians.

• People are still talking about the fact that Al Roker POOPED his pants in the White House.  Big deal; residents of the White House have been taking a dump on this country for years.

• Lexus has unveiled a car that can ANTICIPATE road danger.  For example the car pulls over and shuts off if it comes within 100 miles of Lindsay Lohan.

• According to Pornhub.com, Washington D.C. VIEWS the most pornographic material in the country.  This really shouldn't come as any surprise for people because, you know, the Senate.

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