- There's a new SOCIAL NETWORK designed for cats. So, good news for people who like pictures of kittens doing duckface in their bathroom mirrors.
- According to polls Congress is LESS POPULAR than root canals or colonoscopies. The only thing that people despise more than Congress? The Kardashians.
- People are still talking about the fact that Al Roker POOPED his pants in the White House. Big deal; residents of the White House have been taking a dump on this country for years.
- Lexus has unveiled a car that can ANTICIPATE road danger. For example the car pulls over and shuts off if it comes within 100 miles of Lindsay Lohan.
- According to Pornhub.com, Washington D.C. VIEWS the most pornographic material in the country. This really shouldn't come as any surprise for people because, you know, the Senate.
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