- A new study shows that looking at pictures of models with perfect bodies can make you GAIN WEIGHT. It can also make security ask you to leave the grocery store due to lewd conduct in the checkout line. No? Just me? Whatever.
- Inmates at a prison in Brazil were caught TRAINING a cat to help them break out of jail. In other words; it was the cutest break-out attempt ever.
- The National Hockey League's lockout has finally ENDED. Enough about that though, let's talk some sports!
- A 7.5 magnitude EARTHQUAKE hit off the coast of Alaska the other day. It's the scariest thing to happen to the Alaskans since the world was introduced to the Palins.
- TLC is going to air a REALITY SPECIAL called "Best Funeral Ever". The first dead thing to be highlighted? The fact that "learning" is in the network's name.
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