- A new poll finds that women tell 474 LIES about food every year. Not Christina Aguilera though . . . mostly because hips don't lie.
- The average worker starts at 8:09 and WORKS a 9-hour day . . . what country is this from? Because in America I thought the average worker was laid off.
- There's a new service that lets you send in your wife's UNDERWEAR to have it tested for another man's DNA. I know, I know, it sounds weird but my address is . . .
- Police arrested a man in a MATERNITY store who was trying on clothes to accommodate his "big belly" while exposing himself to customers. The weirdest part about this story? It just made me incredibly horny.
- 17% of us have been caught RETURNING a gift. Unless it's a gift from Kim Kardashian . . . because herpes is pretty hard to take back.
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