- In a recent survey 45% of women say that being DRUNK makes a man less attractive. I don't believe it! If that's true how do you explain David Hasselhoff.
- Scientists have discovered that there is over 100 billion alien PLANETS in the Milky Way . . . still no word on which one Tom Cruise came from though.
- New members of the 113th congress were SWORN IN yesterday. Their first order of business was to immediately sexually harass an employee and tweet a picture of their junk.
- Two teenagers in California were so obsessed with Facebook that they DRUGGED their parents with sleeping pills so they could stay online later. In their defense though, if they hadn't done it their Farmville crops might have died.
- A new study shows that women who think they're UNATTRACTIVE are more career driven. They're also more likely to drunkenly go home with me after closing time . . . in other words: they're awesome!
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