- A Brazilian girl is AUCTIONING OFF her virginity. So congrats guys who want to pay money for tears and clingy-ness.
- A new study shows that people with a few extra pounds LIVE LONGER. This just in: Jessica Simpson is a zombie.
- New York City BROKE RECORDS last year by having over 52 million tourists visit the city. The only thing more popular that smells like urine and broken dreams in 2012 was Charlie Sheen.
- The owner of the Los Angeles Clippers' son was FOUND DEAD . . . yeah, apparently he pulled up the teams winning record and became overwhelmed.
- Hillary Clinton was RELEASED from the hospital in New York after receiving treatment for a blood clot near her brain. Doctors say she should make a full recovery and be back to wearing sensible pantsuits in no time.
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