- The key to having lots of friends is having a large BRAIN. Just for the record I'd like to say that I'm perfectly happy sitting at home, alone, with my extremely large manhood. (Ladies??)
- One out of 50 teens would rather go without food then without their CELL PHONE. Well of course, who needs food when there's an app for that?
- In case you needed ANOTHER reason not to wear a man purse:
- A 16-year-old robbing a house kills all the GOLDFISH . . . why? Because he's obviously seen one too many Disney movies where fish talk.
- A cop walks into a gay bar, starts TAKING SHOTS of Jager AND....
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