- If you want to have a baby born on 11/11/11 the best day to CONCEIVE is TODAY! Not sure why you'd want one of those things, but if you do . . . get to humpin'!!
- This just in: people who drink are more likely to do the sexuals on a FIRST DATE. Oh, also . . . the sky is blue and Miley Cyrus is annoying.
- A new study says that men don't hate Valentine's Day, they FEAR IT. Personally I hate fear, so I guess that means I have V-Day doesn't it?
- 15% of Americans think we should REPLACE the National Anthem. I agree, and the song we put in its place should be Miley Cyrus's Party in the U.S.A of course. (PLEASE get the sarcasm in that, PLEASE)
- Even though it barely makes money and isn't used by that many people, Twitter has been valued at $10 BILLION! BTW: (even though no one uses it) you can follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/jubalflagg
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