- The most passive aggressive (and genius) way to END a relationship EVER.
- The next time someone's bragging about going to Harvard, Yale or Stanford, laugh in their face. Their school is EASY to get into compared to McDonald's Hamburger University. (For real).
- The country of Malawi has made it ILLEGAL to pass gas in public. So remember orphans dying of disease in the streets . . . don't fart! Also, I'd probably be serving 25-to-life right now.
- This guy claims that a Parkinson's DRUG turned him into a "gay sex addict". Funny, I always blamed that on Lady Gaga music.
- A struggling elementary school in Florida might return a $20,000 gift because it was from a STRIP CLUB owner. What's the problem!? He's just trying to ensure some of his future employees get a good education.
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