- Your OBSESSION with Facebook could be costing your company over $10,000 per year. Maybe, but your animals on Farmville are priceless.
- Lady Gaga is now officially MORE POWERFUL than Oprah Winfrey. Looks like Oprah needs to step her game up and start wearing more clothing made out of meat.
- The FDA just released the new guidelines for how much NASTY CRAP you can have in your food (i.e. maggots, insect heads, rodent hairs). Here's a fun game. Read the list, look for your favorite foods and then try not to vomit. Enjoy!
- LOCAL: As a kid I was pulled out of class and questioned by the principal a TON of times. THIS Tacoma kid however is so badass the Secret Service had to pay him a visit.
- New research shows that primitive men started walking upright so that they could FIGHT BETTER. For more proof of primitive males who walk upright just to fight, tune into Jersey Shore on MTV.
Jubal -- 5/19/2011