- In case you haven't heard, we KILLED Osama Bin Laden! Although I'm sure Donald Trump will try to it's just a ploy for President Obama to take the focus away from his birth certificate.
- Want to LOSE WEIGHT? Turns out bribery is the best way to do it. If that's true then why are there so many overweight politicians?
- Left handed people are bigger COWARDS than right handed people. As a left handed person I'd like to say this is not true . . . wait, what was that sound? Brb, I'm going to find a place to hide now.
- A house in trouble CALLED 911. Yes, you read that correctly. The house actually made the call.
- So I guess there is one good thing about guys wearing SKINNY JEANS. They can help deter robberies.
Jubal -- 5/2/2011