- According to a new survey the TOP THREE things women like in a man are 6-pack abs, muscular arms and nice pecs. In other words the number one thing women want in a man is for him to not be me.
- There's a new BRAIN SCAN that can reveal if you're a Democrat or a Republican . . . However this scan doesn't work for Sarah Palin fans, because they have no brain to scan.
- Mitt Romney says that his Presidential campaign failed because it didn't connect with MINORITIES . . . which is really strange for him because he ALWAYS tips his maids Maria and Guadalupe.
- A Canadian couple was ARRESTED after getting into a chip and dip fight over their last beer. The worst part of this story? They were fighting over a CANADIAN beer.
- A woman is SUING FedEx for accidentally delivering marijuana to her house and then giving the drug dealers her address. In other words she's suing FedEx for delivering an awesome party? What a killjoy.
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