- According to a new study, if you want people to think you're a celebrity, you should wear GYM CLOTHES in public. Or you can do what most wannabe celebs do and release a sex tape.
- Pope Francis JOKED the other day that he is a "pharmacist who prescribes prayers". Maybe if he replaced "prayers" with "Xanax", I'd be more likely to follow him
- A woman in Oregon is charging people $60 an hour as a PROFESSIONAL SNUGGLER. Oh sure, I guess it's cool if you give it a title. I try the same thing on the bus and all I'm given is an arrest warrant.
- A new study shows that falling in love immediately makes you DUMBER. That explains why all the friends I have who've been married for a long time are so damn smart.
- A woman in England has a disorder that makes her think her boyfriend is cheating on her so she makes him take a lie detector test TWICE A DAY. The disorder is called, being a woman.
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