How to INSTANTLY Tell if a Woman Will Sleep With You (05/17/13)
- Researchers say that you can tell if a woman will sleep with you based on the BOOK she's reading. Basically; it's a sure thing if she's reading anything by Chelsea Handler.
- A new study shows that when you jump into a SWIMMING POOL there's a 58% chance that you're jumping in to someone's feces. The grossest part about this story? It just made me incredibly horny.
- People with blue bedroom walls get the MOST SLEEP. What about people with murals of themselves painted on their bedroom walls? I'm asking for a friend.
- Venezuela is experiencing a huge toilet paper SHORTAGE. See, we told you not to drink the water.
- A Detroit tire company has been BUSTED for paying its employees with crack. Um, can radio stations start doing the same thing? Wait, did I SAY that or THINK that?