- On his website, Donald Trump is offering $1 MILLION for "one good idea" . . . Here's my submission, get a new hair piece. Where do I pickup my check?
- There's a restaurant in Moscow made up entirely of TWINS. Good luck trying to describe what your waiter looked like when trying to lodge a complaint.
- The New York Jets' players have been banned from HAVING SEX this week in preparation for their game against the Patriots. How do you NOT think about sex when you're playing Tom Brady?! Am I right fellas? No, just me? That's wieid.
- 15% of cat owners have TASTED their cat's food. Well if no one else is going to take Jennifer Aniston out, she might as well grab a bite with the one man who's been there for her . . . Mr. Jinxy.
- A new study shows that because teenagers have underdeveloped brains they aren't able to EMPATHIZE with people. The underdeveloped brain thing is also the reason they like Justin Bieber's music.
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