- KFC is going to start offering DEEP FRIED SOUP. In case you're keeping track at home, the score is: America - 0, diabetes - 7,542.
- 41% of men have tried to hit on their DOCTOR. I know I have, which made it very awkward for my proctologist.
- After being cut by the Patriots, Tim Tebow's career seems to be OVER. In other words Tim, congrats, I finally believe that there is a God.
- Doctors in India were successful at SHRINKING a child's swollen head. Now if we could just get them an appointment with Kanye West the world would be a better place.
- A new study says that people who stay up late are more likely to be SUCCESSFUL. Well, unless of course the reason you're staying up late is because you're all hopped up on meth.
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