- A mom posted on Craigslist looking for someone to take her son's VIRGINITY before he heads off to Harvard. Wow with a mom like that I wonder why this kid is still a virgin.
- Most men rate themselves a 6 out of 10 IN BED, while women rate them a 7 out of 10. What does it mean if after your done, she frowns while silently holding up your clothes and pointing toward the front door? I'm asking for a friend.
- There's a 79% chance that someone has PRE-STALKED you before a first date. Well of course, who wants to go out with a chick who doesn't have some good bikini fun summer albums on Facebook?
- There are only 2 ESCALATORS in the state of Wyoming. In other words; the population of escalators is DOUBLE the population of black people in that state.
- Detroit has filed for BANKRUPTCY. Wow, that's crazy! I mean who knew there were still people IN Detroit who could file for bankruptcy?
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