Brooke's 60 Second Sleaze (04/02/12)

• VIDEO: Charlize Theron's kinky sex tape for Funny or Die (NSFW)

• PICS: Selena Gomez vs. Katy Perry, the battle of the bellies! Crop tops at the Kid's Choice Awards for both! AWFUL!

• PICS: Taylor Swift vs. Nicole Kidman at the ACM Awards. Who worked the red carpet better?

• Adele goes VEGETARIAN and plans a big weight loss with her boyfriend

• Lindsay Lohan throws late night end-of-probation PARTY at Chateau Marmont

• VIDEO: Paris Hilton bans TV station for "losing fame" question

• Octomom: "I'm not on WELFARE, I'm getting $2,000 a month in food stamps."

• 57 year old Bruce Willis welcomes a new BABY GIRL Mabel Ray Willis, with 33 year old wife

• Salma Hayek admits she had ACNE so bad it caused severe depression

VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan face morph

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