Brooke's 60 Second Sleaze (02/27/13)

• PICS: Justin Bieber gets another tattoo!

• Kim Kardashian's #1 MARRIAGE RULE..."Give it a good 6 months before you commit."

• PICS: Miss Teen Delaware dethroned after a porn video surfaces

• Seth McFarlane says there is "NO WAY" he'll ever host the Oscars again

• PICS: Britney Spears back to her dirty old sweat pants

• BEFORE/AFTER PIC: Michelle Obama's Oscar dress was too sexy for Iran so they digitally altered it in their broadcast

• Suri Cruise has a BODY DOUBLE

• PICS: Jersey Shore's JWoww uses only duct tape to cover her breasts in NOH8 pic!

• BEFORE/AFTER PICS: Kate Gosselin looks totally different! Nose job and facelift?

• VIDEO: Richard Simmons does a racist impersonation, licks a camera man and goes crazy on Access Hollywood

• Anne Hathaway PRACTICED her Oscar speech in attempt to be more likeable

• Kim Kardashian posts her first "MOMMY BLOG" and it's all about maternity jeans

• VIDEO: Ke$ha wrote a song about her vagina with the help of her mother

• Michelle Williams and Jason Segel have SPLIT

• Lindsay Lohan says the cops were really MEAN!

• PICS: Madonna ignores Instagram's threats and posts more cleavage

• PICS: Jared Leto shows off a really cool back tattoo

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