Brooke's 60 Second Sleaze (02/17/12)

• Christina Aguilera is a bloated, hungover MESS & it takes a team to get her ready on The Voice

• Chris Brown PICK UP line: "Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you."

• Janet Jackson in TALKS to be "X Factor" judge

• Kim Kardahsian arranges a DATE with NBA star Jeremy Lin!

• Scarlett Johannsson's boyfriend SUCKER PUNCHED a guy and hid in a bathroom

• Russell Brand already back to his SEX ADDICT ways

• Salma Hayek HATES Sofia Vegara, calls thick accent a "gimmick"

• Whitney Houston FUNERAL: Aretha Franklin & Stevie Wonder will perform, Oprah, Kevin Costner & Bobby Brown will attend

• Is Blake Lavely pushing Ryan Reynold's to PROPOSE???

• PICS: Kendall Jenner goes against all things Kardashin and is now a blonde!

• All "The Voice" judges have SIGNED ON for Season 3

• Nick Cannon HOSPITALIZED for blood cots in lungs

• PICS: Miley Cyrus removing tattoos because her boyfriend hates them?

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