- A boy in Kansas was suspended because he wouldn't stop wearing a PURSE to school. Meanwhile the dudes that carry drugs to school every day are fine. Just don't wear a purse!
- A British woman who has a disorder where she grows UNWANTED HAIR on her face is going to grow a mustache for "Movember". Speaking of girls with facial hair, what HAS Ryan Seacrest been up to anyway?
- A new study shows that playing video games can INCREASE the size of your brain. That's true, if fills it with all sorts of useful knowledge. Like how to effectively extort virtual hookers.
- According to a new study, RADIO is still the #1 place people find music . . . and poorly timed fart jokes.
- Scientists have finally found a way to avoid "SPLASHBACK" when using a urinal. Big deal, I've been doing that for years, ever since I started sitting on them.
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